The Commonwealth of The Workers Republican Democratic Union is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Supreme Leader Jaelor with an iron fist, and notable for its closed borders, sprawling nuclear power plants, and vat-grown people. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 4.171 billion Workers Republican Democratic Unionians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Education, and Industry are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Democratic Republic City. The average income tax rate is 90.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Workers Republican Democratic Unionian economy, worth a remarkable 1,131 trillion Dogecoins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Retail, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 271,310 Dogecoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Droves of former desperados are applying to join the border police, only clowns with PhDs from clown college can advise Supreme Leader Jaelor on The Workers Republican Democratic Union's coulrophobia epidemic, napalm is the tool of choice for disabling eco-unfriendly forestry operations, and children are often observed making 'sand angels' in bunkers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Workers Republican Democratic Union's national animal is the Alien, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Cult of the Leader.

The Workers Republican Democratic Union is ranked 282,235^th in the world and 217^th in Confederation of Corrupt Dictators for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 24.34 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.